Panyogcamquamfed is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, sapient octopus.

Panyogcamquamfed created an atom three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Panyogcamquamfed, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Panyogcamquamfed, he will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Panyogcamquamfed's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Panyogcamquamfed's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about quantum field theory near snails while wearing white scarves and balancing seven copper spheres on your legs.

2. Never think ill of sick horses.

3. Do not kill manatees.

4. Never write about planets.

5. Always make sure there are no tapirs in a room before entering it.