Nelfarsadzig is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, deceitful dolphin.

Nelfarsadzig created silver five million years ago.

If you believe in Nelfarsadzig, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Nelfarsadzig, he will throw large rocks at you.

Nelfarsadzig's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Nelfarsadzig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear iron on your body.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Feed all hungry frogs.

4. Never think about chlorophyll.

5. Never sing near turtles.