Henominlist is a god.
He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, intelligent hippopotamus.
Henominlist created vertebrates three thousand years ago.
If you believe in Henominlist, he will look after you all your life.
If you do not believe in Henominlist, he will jump up and down fuming with rage.
Henominlist's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.
Henominlist's Holy Commandments
1. Run away if three rats approach from the east.
2. Never look in ponds.
3. Do not shave your face.
4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.
5. Run away from fawn turtles, for they are unholy.