Wonrutgon Rig is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, wise weasel.

Wonrutgon Rig created light six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wonrutgon Rig, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Wonrutgon Rig, it will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Wonrutgon Rig's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Wonrutgon Rig's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick ants.

2. Worship no other gods but Wonrutgon Rig.

3. Always make sure there are no eagles in a room before entering it.

4. Wonrutgon Rig must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Never eat bark.