Bodjiggat is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, emotional salamander.

Bodjiggat created Africa five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bodjiggat, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Bodjiggat, it will curse you with boils.

Bodjiggat's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Bodjiggat's Holy Commandments

1. Bodjiggat loves shrews, so they must be honoured.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. You must pray to Bodjiggat nine times a day.
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