Lathakgut is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, omnipotent cat.

Lathakgut created everything that exists three billion years ago.

If you believe in Lathakgut, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Lathakgut, she will strike you with lightening.

Lathakgut's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Lathakgut's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Lathakgut.

2. Lathakgut loves tortoises, so they must be respected.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Lathakgut.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Do not commit murder.