Vilkipfag is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, temperamental jellyfish.

Vilkipfag created the Milkyway nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Vilkipfag, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Vilkipfag, she will refuse to believe in you.

Vilkipfag's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Vilkipfag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate foxes.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Vilkipfag.