Bestquillrak is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, temperamental warg.

Bestquillrak created the planet Mars three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bestquillrak, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Bestquillrak, it will throw large rocks at you.

Bestquillrak's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Bestquillrak's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt doves.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Never chant near sheep.

4. Erect a giant indigo sculpture of Bestquillrak in the centre of the settlement.

5. Always help sick horses.