Rullfaglad is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, two-faced jackal.

Rullfaglad created the Sun six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rullfaglad, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Rullfaglad, he will send you a strongly worded letter.

Rullfaglad's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Rullfaglad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Rullfaglad.

4. Learn nine new languages a year.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.