Bugflabfob Dontafkik is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, calm hyena.

Bugflabfob Dontafkik created the Virgo Supercluster eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bugflabfob Dontafkik, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Bugflabfob Dontafkik, he will destroy your favourite star.

Bugflabfob Dontafkik's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Bugflabfob Dontafkik's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Bugflabfob Dontafkik.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Never think about black holes.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Do not drink water in blue rooms.