Hotbogsom is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, prudent fish.

Hotbogsom created vertebrates four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hotbogsom, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Hotbogsom, it will manifest in front of you.

Hotbogsom's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Hotbogsom's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Never talk about the strong nuclear force near moths while wearing turquoise corsets.

4. Never talk about cats.

5. Always treat mice with great respect.