Pighasbap Bopbamcuss is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, omnipotent human.

Pighasbap Bopbamcuss created a Higgs boson three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pighasbap Bopbamcuss, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Pighasbap Bopbamcuss, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Pighasbap Bopbamcuss' most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Pighasbap Bopbamcuss' Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Pighasbap Bopbamcuss' priests.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Never feed lots of bread to mites while wearing yellow shoes.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate aardvarks.

5. Feed all hungry nematodes.