Sanstiggem is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, stupid elephant.

Sanstiggem created parasitic wasps nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sanstiggem, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Sanstiggem, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Sanstiggem's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Sanstiggem's Holy Commandments

1. Erect six iron sculptures of Sanstiggem on top of important buildings.

2. Never mention seals.

3. Draw representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Always make sure there are no great tits in a room before entering it.