Zogdutflig is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, contented butterfly.

Zogdutflig created the Tadpole Galaxy three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Zogdutflig, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Zogdutflig, he will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Zogdutflig's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Zogdutflig's Holy Commandments

1. Monkeys are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Never laugh in holy places.

4. You must never eat apples.

5. Never talk about black holes.