Zogsterkarvonkwod is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, all-powerful crow.

Zogsterkarvonkwod created the cosmos nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Zogsterkarvonkwod, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Zogsterkarvonkwod, he will turn you into a dog.

Zogsterkarvonkwod's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Zogsterkarvonkwod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt cats.

2. Do not keep six aardvarks in a large pit.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Always look after injured bats.

5. Do not shave your face.