Dothatbat is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, pitiless yak.

Dothatbat created Europe seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dothatbat, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Dothatbat, she will turn you into a rat.

Dothatbat's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Dothatbat's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Always help sick mice.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Dothatbat loves monkeys, so they must be honoured.