Hotbityikpasxucbusfed is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, all-powerful tortoise.

Hotbityikpasxucbusfed created the Large Magellanic Cloud three million years ago.

If you believe in Hotbityikpasxucbusfed, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Hotbityikpasxucbusfed, he will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Hotbityikpasxucbusfed's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Hotbityikpasxucbusfed's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about rice.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Do not take Hotbityikpasxucbusfed's name in vain.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Hotbityikpasxucbusfed.

5. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place in brown.