Rigdimbog is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, stupid bird.

Rigdimbog created water three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rigdimbog, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Rigdimbog, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Rigdimbog's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Rigdimbog's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Do not shave your face.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Always make sure there are no bats in a room before entering it.

5. Rigdimbog must be the most important thing in your life.