Pangwegnutgumfosswatfongum is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, overgenerous toad.

Pangwegnutgumfosswatfongum created the planet Jupiter eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pangwegnutgumfosswatfongum, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Pangwegnutgumfosswatfongum, he will try to impress you with rainbows.

Pangwegnutgumfosswatfongum's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Pangwegnutgumfosswatfongum's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the north.

2. Worship no other gods but Pangwegnutgumfosswatfongum.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Shrews are not to be trusted.