Vegbumrilved is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, resourceful ant.

Vegbumrilved created a down quark six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vegbumrilved, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Vegbumrilved, he will say rude things about you at parties.

Vegbumrilved's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Vegbumrilved's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Never write about gravity.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Never wear violet trousers.