Cepfodnurl is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, awesome swan.

Cepfodnurl created bats six million years ago.

If you believe in Cepfodnurl, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Cepfodnurl, she will try to impress you with trees.

Cepfodnurl's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Cepfodnurl's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Cepfodnurl.

3. Cepfodnurl loves tortoises, so they must be respected.

4. You must pray to Cepfodnurl six times a day.

5. Never hurt ants.