Dibbuglen is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, intelligent elephant.

Dibbuglen created gold three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dibbuglen, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Dibbuglen, it will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Dibbuglen's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Dibbuglen's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Do not kill eagles.

3. Hide if five gulls approach from the east.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Hide from orange dolphins for they are unholy.