Fenpagbut is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, unfair lion.

Fenpagbut created a Higgs boson three billion years ago.

If you believe in Fenpagbut, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Fenpagbut, he will try to impress you with trees.

Fenpagbut's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Fenpagbut's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Do not eat garlic.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Always treat grasshopers with great respect.