Tifdimgov is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, passionate deer.

Tifdimgov created a bottom quark eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tifdimgov, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Tifdimgov, she will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Tifdimgov's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Tifdimgov's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your head.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Always wear fawn.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Worship no other gods but Tifdimgov.