Gudnurlvon is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, intelligent slug.

Gudnurlvon created viruses eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gudnurlvon, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Gudnurlvon, she will jump up and down on your head.

Gudnurlvon's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Gudnurlvon's Holy Commandments

1. Put Gudnurlvon first in all things.

2. Always help dolphins in need.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Always pray immersed in water.