Cebquartbut is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, grumpy whale.

Cebquartbut created the planet Venus four billion years ago.

If you believe in Cebquartbut, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Cebquartbut, he will think nothing of it.

Cebquartbut's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Cebquartbut's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured ants.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Erect four platinum sculptures of Cebquartbut on top of important buildings.

4. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.

5. Always obey Cebquartbut's priests.