Tabcetstrag is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, unthinking finch.

Tabcetstrag created Asia six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tabcetstrag, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Tabcetstrag, it will destroy your home planet.

Tabcetstrag's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Tabcetstrag's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the west.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Draw representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Never skip near moths.