Yimmegbomtarpgancibjipbed is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, staggering crocodile.

Yimmegbomtarpgancibjipbed created Mount Everest two years ago.

If you believe in Yimmegbomtarpgancibjipbed, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Yimmegbomtarpgancibjipbed, he will turn you into a puffin.

Yimmegbomtarpgancibjipbed's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Yimmegbomtarpgancibjipbed's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in gray rooms.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Do not shave your arms.

5. Do not cook food in pots.