Nuttrap is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, happy bear.

Nuttrap created the planet Mars three million years ago.

If you believe in Nuttrap, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Nuttrap, he will ignore you.

Nuttrap's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Nuttrap's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear magenta skirts.

2. Do not drink water in green rooms.

3. Nuttrap loves foxes, so they must be respected.

4. Always look after injured doves.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.