Rulsafgem is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, merciless wasp.

Rulsafgem created dark energy three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rulsafgem, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Rulsafgem, he will turn you into a giant slug.

Rulsafgem's most sacred site is Iona in Scotland.

Rulsafgem's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of aluminium.

2. Never chant in holy places.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Never mention hamsters.

5. Do not trade with those who eat bread.