Sidcummapcidruttunkik is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, narcissistic wasp.

Sidcummapcidruttunkik created the Tadpole Galaxy four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sidcummapcidruttunkik, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Sidcummapcidruttunkik, she will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Sidcummapcidruttunkik's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Sidcummapcidruttunkik's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Do not eat turnips.

4. Never go into magenta rooms.

5. Never eat bark.