Disstomboplarg is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, witty dog.

Disstomboplarg created parasitic wasps twelve years ago.

If you believe in Disstomboplarg, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Disstomboplarg, he will say rude things about you at parties.

Disstomboplarg's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Disstomboplarg's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear indigo.

2. Do not hurt squirrels.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Never talk about capybaras.

5. Never skip near porpoises.