Listflapmob is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, ruthless crow.

Listflapmob created the Sol system four billion years ago.

If you believe in Listflapmob, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Listflapmob, it will turn you into a giant slug.

Listflapmob's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Listflapmob's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear yellow.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Pray towards the south.

4. Do not speak about parsnips.

5. Do not wear pink clothing.