Gunnigab is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, flying crow.

Gunnigab created a strange quark two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gunnigab, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Gunnigab, it will turn you into a sheep.

Gunnigab's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Gunnigab's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large nickel sculpture of Gunnigab on top of all buildings.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of lead.

3. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.