Benhotnull is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, irritating snail.

Benhotnull created the cosmos five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Benhotnull, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Benhotnull, she will make you grow a tail.

Benhotnull's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Benhotnull's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear turquoise shirts.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Never eat aubergines.

4. Do not dye your hair black.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.