Pittargfebgomsomzanfossfig is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, cheerful hyena.

Pittargfebgomsomzanfossfig created the Virgo Supercluster four million years ago.

If you believe in Pittargfebgomsomzanfossfig, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Pittargfebgomsomzanfossfig, she will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Pittargfebgomsomzanfossfig's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Pittargfebgomsomzanfossfig's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Never mention birds.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Always help dogs in need.