Lidhonrot is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, passionate goose.

Lidhonrot created a top quark three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Lidhonrot, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Lidhonrot, he will turn you into a hamster.

Lidhonrot's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Lidhonrot's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat nuts.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Do not dye your hair green.

5. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.