Did is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, ill-tempered fairy.

Did created gold six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Did, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Did, she will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Did's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Did's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Did.

2. Never wear corsets.

3. You must pray to Did three times a day.

4. Never hurt shrews.

5. Do not skip in public.