Kikbafdud is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, flying aardvark.

Kikbafdud created the Sunflower Galaxy six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kikbafdud, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Kikbafdud, he will destroy your favourite solar system.

Kikbafdud's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Kikbafdud's Holy Commandments

1. Do not laugh in public.

2. Always treat aardvarks with great respect.

3. Always look after injured dogs.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.