Sadkabnurl is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, flying beaver.

Sadkabnurl created the planet Mars five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sadkabnurl, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Sadkabnurl, she will turn you into a small brown duck.

Sadkabnurl's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Sadkabnurl's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Never think about ultrasonics near dogs while wearing mauve jumpers and balancing three lead spheres on your head.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Sadkabnurl.

5. Never go into magenta rooms.