Nuttfitmid is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, astonishing ant.

Nuttfitmid created energy six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nuttfitmid, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Nuttfitmid, he will say rude things about you at parties.

Nuttfitmid's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Nuttfitmid's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about fluid mechanics near badgers while wearing green coats and balancing seven lead spheres on your hands.

2. Never eat cucumbers.

3. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Nuttfitmid loves snails, so they must be honoured.