Mannilcet is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, able coyote.

Mannilcet created tapeworms twelve years ago.

If you believe in Mannilcet, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Mannilcet, it will turn you into an amoeba.

Mannilcet's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Mannilcet's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat peas.

2. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Do not wear iron on your body.

5. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.