Cumgomsig is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, blissful hamster.

Cumgomsig created an electron six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cumgomsig, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Cumgomsig, it will turn you into a mouse.

Cumgomsig's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Cumgomsig's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Cumgomsig.

2. Do not wear aluminium on your body.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Never feed lentils to geese while wearing shirts.

5. Never eat green fruit.