Wipbifwik is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, blissful bird.

Wipbifwik created the Whirlpool Galaxy eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wipbifwik, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Wipbifwik, she will not care at all.

Wipbifwik's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Wipbifwik's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Wipbifwik.

2. Do not take Wipbifwik's name in vain.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Never write about gravity.