Bopbidfab is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, sage hydra.

Bopbidfab created a strange quark six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bopbidfab, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Bopbidfab, he will not invite you to parties.

Bopbidfab's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Bopbidfab's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no manatees in a building before entering it.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.

4. Do not kill shrews.

5. Bopbidfab loves hamsters, so they must be respected.