Kimflamfagbegnurl Vanruttdut is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, grumpy fox.

Kimflamfagbegnurl Vanruttdut created a photon seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kimflamfagbegnurl Vanruttdut, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Kimflamfagbegnurl Vanruttdut, it will turn you into a sheep.

Kimflamfagbegnurl Vanruttdut's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Kimflamfagbegnurl Vanruttdut's Holy Commandments

1. Never laugh in the presence of hamsters.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Retreat if nine eagles approach from the east.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.