Besscedxin is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, unthoughtful monkey.

Besscedxin created the Cigar Galaxy nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Besscedxin, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Besscedxin, it will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Besscedxin's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Besscedxin's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt seals.

2. Always make sure there are no mites in a building before entering it.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Hide from yellow squirrels for they are unholy.

5. Never eat rice.