Madhomstafdap is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, proud octopus.

Madhomstafdap created a quark four years ago.

If you believe in Madhomstafdap, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Madhomstafdap, she will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Madhomstafdap's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Madhomstafdap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat rice.

2. Never think about optics.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Hide from green rats for they are unholy.