Fabvilnig is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, selfish deer.

Fabvilnig created the Black Eye Galaxy eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Fabvilnig, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Fabvilnig, he will denounce you as a heretic.

Fabvilnig's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Fabvilnig's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

2. Do not dye your hair blue.

3. Do not drink water in brown rooms.

4. Do not wear titanium on your body.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Fabvilnig.