Buncapjig is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, irritating dryad.

Buncapjig created the planet Venus two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Buncapjig, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Buncapjig, he will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Buncapjig's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Buncapjig's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about photosynthesis.

2. Draw representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Never write about quantum field theory.

4. Swans are not to be trusted.

5. Do not commit murder.